Zo-Zu the Punisher
Champions of Kamigawa — Rare
Legendary Creature Goblin Warrior
Whenever a land enters the battlefield, Zo-Zu the Punisher deals 2 damage to that land's controller.
"He can cause a lot of pain and do it with no fuss. That's all good, but I just wish he didn't do it to us"
Ku-Ku, akki poet