Vow of Malice
Magic: The Gathering-Commander — Uncommon
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2, has intimidate, and can't attack you or a planeswalker you control. (A creature with intimidate can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or creatures that share a color with it.)
"I grant you bladeson the condition that they are not pointed at me."
Damia, Sage of Stone