Dissatisfied Customer
Unfinity — common
Creature — Vampire Guest
Flying, haste
When Dissatisfied Customer enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.
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Unfinity — common
Creature — Vampire Guest
Flying, haste
When Dissatisfied Customer enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.
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Creature — Dog (2/2)
Whenever Filthy Cur is dealt damage, you lose that much life.
Host Creature — Snake (1/2)
When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Target opponent loses life equal to the result.
Artifact Creature — Construct (1/1)
Indestructible
When Barbed Servitor enters the battlefield, suspect it. (It has menace and can't block.)
Whenever Barbed Servitor deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Whenever Barbed Servitor is dealt damage, target opponent loses that much life.
Creature — Imp (0/0)
Flying
As Jumbo Imp enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Jumbo Imp enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put a number of +1/+1 counters on Jumbo Imp equal to the result.
At the beginning of your end step, roll a six-sided die and remove a number of +1/+1 counters from Jumbo Imp equal to the result.
Creature — Zombie (3/3)
As Temp of the Damned enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Temp of the Damned enters the battlefield with a number of funk counters on it equal to the result.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a funk counter from Temp of the Damned. If you can't, sacrifice it.
Creature — Phyrexian Demon (6/6)
Flying
Archfiend of the Dross enters the battlefield with four oil counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an oil counter from Archfiend of the Dross. Then if it has no oil counters on it, you lose the game.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, its controller loses 2 life.
Creature — Snake Horse Mount (2/2)
Whenever Caustic Bronco attacks, reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. You lose life equal to that card's mana value if Caustic Bronco isn't saddled. Otherwise, each opponent loses that much life.
Saddle 3 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)
Creature — Orc Warrior (4/5)
Raid — When Bellowing Saddlebrute enters the battlefield, you lose 4 life unless you attacked this turn.
Creature — Vampire Warlock (2/1)
When Callous Bloodmage enters the battlefield, choose one —
• Create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life."
• You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
• Exile target player's graveyard.
Legendary Creature — Human Cleric // Legendary Creature — De (2/3)
Whenever Jerren, Corrupted Bishop enters the battlefield or another nontoken Human you control dies, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 white Human creature token.
: Target Human you control gains lifelink until end of turn.
At the beginning of your end step, if you have exactly 13 life, you may pay . If you do, transform Jerren.
Ormendahl, the Corrupter
Flying, trample, lifelink
Sacrifice another creature: Draw a card.
Creature — Demon (4/5)
Flying, trample
When Mindwrack Demon enters the battlefield, mill four cards.
Delirium — At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 4 life unless there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
Creature — Volver (2/2)
Kicker and/or (You may pay an additional and/or as you cast this spell.)
If Necravolver was kicked with its kicker, it enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it and with trample.
If Necravolver was kicked with its kicker, it enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it and with "Whenever Necravolver deals damage, you gain that much life."
Creature — Vampire (4/2)
Flying
When Nightdrinker Moroii enters the battlefield, you lose 3 life.
Disguise (You may cast this card face down for as a 2/2 creature with ward . Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)
Artifact Creature — Clown Robot (4/3)
When Non-Human Cannonball dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, Non-Human Cannonball deals that much damage to you.
Creature — Bird Spirit (1/1)
Flying
Whenever a creature dies, you may roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, sacrifice Poultrygeist. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on Poultrygeist.
Artifact Creature — Necron (2/1)
Flying
Dynastic Codes — When Triarch Praetorian enters the battlefield from a graveyard, you draw two cards and you lose 2 life.
Unearth (: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)
Creature — Vampire (2/2)
Bloodthirst 2 (If an opponent was dealt damage this turn, this creature enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it.)
Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)
Creature — Bird Shaman (2/3)
Flying
Exploit (When this creature enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice a creature.)
When Vulturous Aven exploits a creature, you draw two cards and you lose 2 life.
Creature — Bat (1/2)
Flying
Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay . If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)
Creature — Vampire Demon (2/4)
Flying
If an opponent would lose life during your turn, they lose twice that much life instead. (Damage causes loss of life.)
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