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Assquatch (Unhinged)

Assquatch

Unhinged — Rare

Creature Donkey Lord

Each other Donkey gets +1/+1.

Whenever another Donkey comes into play, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?

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Assquatch (Unhinged)
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