Bad Ass
Unhinged — common
Creature — Donkey Zombie
Sets Bad Ass has been printed in:
Unhinged — common
Creature — Donkey Zombie
Sets Bad Ass has been printed in:
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Creature — Zombie (2/3)
When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice Bloodletter. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.
Creature — Human Cleric (3/2)
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.
Creature — Phyrexian Horror (3/3)
Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body.
When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice Phyrexian Librarian.
Creature — Zombie (4/4)
The Fallen Apart enters the battlefield with two arms and two legs.
Whenever damage is dealt to The Fallen Apart, remove an arm or a leg from it.
The Fallen Apart can't attack if it has no legs and can't block if it has no arms.
Creature — Zombie Gamer (1/1)
As Zombie Fanboy enters the battlefield, choose an artist.
Whenever a permanent with art by the chosen artist is put into a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on Zombie Fanboy.
Creature — Human Wizard (1/2)
: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters the battlefield, untap Artful Looter.
Creature — Donkey (4/4)
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Creature — Avatar (0/0)
This spell costs more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.
Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.
Creature — Elephant Townsfolk (1/4)
Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.
Creature — Human Wizard (2/3)
: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.
Creature — Beeble (2/2)
Bursting Beebles can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.
Creature — Efreet (2/2)
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying
Creature — Human Gamer (2/5)
, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector this turn.
Creature — Beast (3/3)
Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature — Drake (2/3)
Flying
When Double Header enters the battlefield, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.
Creature — Donkey Barbarian (4/2)
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.
Creature — Human Rogue (0/1)
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Creature — Human Horror (2/2)
: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.
Creature — Donkey Shaman (2/4)
Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Creature — Human Hero (1/2)
, : Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.
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