Cheap Ass
Unhinged — common
Creature — Donkey Townsfolk
Sets Cheap Ass has been printed in:
Unhinged — common
Creature — Donkey Townsfolk
Sets Cheap Ass has been printed in:
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Flying
Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature — Human Knight (2/2)
Flying
Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit. Be reasonable.)
Creature — Dog (1/1)
Trample
Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value.
B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.
Creature — Elephant Townsfolk (1/4)
Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.
Creature — Bird (2/2)
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.
Creature — Human Gamer (2/5)
, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector this turn.
Creature — Human Rogue (0/1)
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Creature — Human Horror (2/2)
: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.
Legendary Creature — Elephant Rogue (2/3)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.
Creature — Human Bureaucrat (2/2)
Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
Creature — Hyena (2/2)
Gotcha — If an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Laughing Hyena from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature — Human Gamer (1/2)
: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.
Creature — Human Knight (2/2)
As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike.
As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.
Creature — Human Soldier (2/4)
As long as you're standing, Standing Army has vigilance.
Creature — Monkey (1/1)
: Choose a word. Target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen word in its text box was milled this way, they lose 3 life.
Creature — Ooze (3/3)
Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches Vile Bile, that player loses 2 life.
Creature — Mummy (2/2)
As Working Stiff enters the battlefield, straighten your arms.
When you bend an elbow, sacrifice Working Stiff.
Creature — Shapeshifter (1/1)
: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.
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