Collector Protector
Unhinged — rare
Creature — Human Gamer
Sets Collector Protector has been printed in:
Unhinged — rare
Creature — Human Gamer
Sets Collector Protector has been printed in:
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Creature — Elephant Townsfolk (1/4)
Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.
Legendary Creature — Elephant Rogue (2/3)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.
Creature — Human Knight (2/2)
Flying
Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit. Be reasonable.)
Creature — Human Soldier (2/4)
As long as you're standing, Standing Army has vigilance.
Creature — Human Child (2/3)
As Meddling Kids enters the battlefield, choose a word with four or more letters.
Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.
Creature — Slug (3/1)
Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the beginning of your next turn's end step unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))
Creature — Bird (2/1)
Flying
Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature — Beast (3/3)
Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature — Zombie (4/4)
The Fallen Apart enters the battlefield with two arms and two legs.
Whenever damage is dealt to The Fallen Apart, remove an arm or a leg from it.
The Fallen Apart can't attack if it has no legs and can't block if it has no arms.
Creature — Drake (2/3)
Flying
When Double Header enters the battlefield, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.
Creature — Human Horror (2/2)
: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.
Creature — Beast (5/5)
As Gluetius Maximus enters the battlefield, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)
When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.
Creature — Human Knight (2/2)
As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike.
As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.
Creature — Elemental (2/5)
Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream 'Aaah!' at the top of your lungs."
Creature — Beast (0/0)
As Six-y Beast enters the battlefield, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice Six-y Beast after it enters the battlefield.
Creature — Avatar (0/0)
This spell costs more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.
Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.
Creature — Human Wizard (2/3)
: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.
Creature — Human Rogue (0/1)
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Creature — Donkey Shaman (2/4)
Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
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