Dumb Ass

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Goblin Kaboomist

Creature — Goblin Warrior (1/2)

At the beginning of your upkeep, create a colorless artifact token named Land Mine with ", Sacrifice this artifact: This artifact deals 2 damage to target attacking creature without flying." Then flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Goblin Kaboomist deals 2 damage to itself.

6.9 /10

$0.36

Chaotic Goo

Creature — Ooze (0/0)

Chaotic Goo enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may flip a coin. If you win the flip, put a +1/+1 counter on Chaotic Goo. If you lose the flip, remove a +1/+1 counter from Chaotic Goo.

5.2 /10

$1.99

Karplusan Minotaur

Creature — Minotaur Warrior (3/3)

Cumulative upkeep—Flip a coin. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
Whenever you win a coin flip, Karplusan Minotaur deals 1 damage to any target.
Whenever you lose a coin flip, Karplusan Minotaur deals 1 damage to any target of an opponent's choice.

7 /10

$1.41

Chandra, Fire of Kaladesh // Chandra, Roaring Flame

Legendary Creature — Human Shaman // Legendary Planeswalker (2/2)

Whenever you cast a red spell, untap Chandra, Fire of Kaladesh.
: Chandra, Fire of Kaladesh deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. If Chandra has dealt 3 or more damage this turn, exile her, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.

Chandra, Roaring Flame

+1: Chandra, Roaring Flame deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.
?2: Chandra, Roaring Flame deals 2 damage to target creature.
?7: Chandra, Roaring Flame deals 6 damage to each opponent. Each player dealt damage this way gets an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, this emblem deals 3 damage to you."

7.6 /10

$2.34

Detritivore

Creature — Lhurgoyf (0/0)

Detritivore's power and toughness are each equal to the number of nonbasic land cards in your opponents' graveyards.
Suspend X—. X can't be 0. (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay and exile it with X time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. It has haste.)
Whenever a time counter is removed from Detritivore while it's exiled, destroy target nonbasic land.

5.1 /10

$0.93

Stingscourger

Creature — Goblin Warrior (2/2)

Echo (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.)
When Stingscourger enters the battlefield, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

5.7 /10

$0.11

Town-Razer Tyrant

Creature — Dragon (4/4)

Flying
When Town-Razer Tyrant enters the battlefield, target nonbasic land you don't control loses all abilities except mana abilities and gains "At the beginning of your upkeep, this permanent deals 2 damage to you unless you sacrifice it."

10 /10

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Avalanche Riders

Creature — Human Nomad (2/2)

Haste
Echo (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.)
When Avalanche Riders enters the battlefield, destroy target land.

4.7 /10

$0.38

Bomb Squad

Creature — Dwarf (1/1)

: Put a fuse counter on target creature.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a fuse counter on each creature with a fuse counter on it.
Whenever a creature has four or more fuse counters on it, remove all fuse counters from it and destroy it. That creature deals 4 damage to its controller.

4.5 /10

$1.15

Ghitu Slinger

Creature — Human Nomad (2/2)

Echo (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.)
When Ghitu Slinger enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to any target.

0.9 /10

$0.05

Hammerheim Deadeye

Creature — Giant Warrior (3/3)

Echo (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.)
When Hammerheim Deadeye enters the battlefield, destroy target creature with flying.

0.9 /10

$0.06

Headliner Scarlett

Legendary Creature — Human Warlock (3/3)

Haste
When Headliner Scarlett enters the battlefield, creatures target player controls can't block this turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library face down. You may look at and play that card this turn.

4.1 /10

$0.69

Keldon Champion

Creature — Human Barbarian (3/2)

Haste
Echo (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.)
When Keldon Champion enters the battlefield, it deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.

1.7 /10

$0.10

Keldon Marauders

Creature — Human Warrior (3/3)

Vanishing 2 (This creature enters the battlefield with two time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.)
When Keldon Marauders enters or leaves the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

2.3 /10

$0.14

Keldon Vandals

Creature — Human Rogue (4/1)

Echo (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.)
When Keldon Vandals enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact.

1.4 /10

$0.15

Kyren Sniper

Creature — Goblin (1/1)

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may have Kyren Sniper deal 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

2.4 /10

$0.14

Mogg Assassin

Creature — Goblin Assassin (2/1)

: You choose target creature an opponent controls, and that opponent chooses target creature. Flip a coin. If you win the flip, destroy the creature you chose. If you lose the flip, destroy the creature your opponent chose.

7 /10

$0.81

Obsidian Fireheart

Creature — Elemental (4/4)

: Put a blaze counter on target land without a blaze counter on it. For as long as that land has a blaze counter on it, it has "At the beginning of your upkeep, this land deals 1 damage to you." (The land continues to burn after Obsidian Fireheart has left the battlefield.)

5.6 /10

$0.73

Orcish Hellraiser

Creature — Orc Warrior (3/2)

Echo (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.)
When Orcish Hellraiser dies, it deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.

2.2 /10

$0.06

Rekindling Phoenix

Creature — Phoenix (4/3)

Flying
When Rekindling Phoenix dies, create a 0/1 red Elemental creature token with "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature and return target card named Rekindling Phoenix from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste until end of turn."

7.2 /10

$0.63

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