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Goblin Bomb

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may flip a coin. If you win the flip, put a fuse counter on Goblin Bomb. If you lose the flip, remove a fuse counter from Goblin Bomb.
Remove five fuse counters from Goblin Bomb and sacrifice it: It deals 20 damage to target player or planeswalker.

5.8 /10

~$12

Goblin Kaboomist

Creature — Goblin Warrior (1/2)

At the beginning of your upkeep, create a colorless artifact token named Land Mine with ", Sacrifice this artifact: This artifact deals 2 damage to target attacking creature without flying." Then flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Goblin Kaboomist deals 2 damage to itself.

6.9 /10

$0.35

Chaotic Goo

Creature — Ooze (0/0)

Chaotic Goo enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may flip a coin. If you win the flip, put a +1/+1 counter on Chaotic Goo. If you lose the flip, remove a +1/+1 counter from Chaotic Goo.

5.2 /10

$1.99

Mana Crypt

Artifact

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Mana Crypt deals 3 damage to you.
: Add .

10 /10

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Planar Chaos

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, sacrifice Planar Chaos.
Whenever a player casts a spell, that player flips a coin. If they lose the flip, counter that spell.

7.9 /10

$1.11

Scoria Wurm

Creature — Wurm (7/7)

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, return Scoria Wurm to its owner's hand.

3.9 /10

$0.46

Skittish Valesk

Creature — Beast (5/5)

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, turn Skittish Valesk face down.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

1.6 /10

$0.13

Karplusan Minotaur

Creature — Minotaur Warrior (3/3)

Cumulative upkeep—Flip a coin. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
Whenever you win a coin flip, Karplusan Minotaur deals 1 damage to any target.
Whenever you lose a coin flip, Karplusan Minotaur deals 1 damage to any target of an opponent's choice.

7 /10

$1.36

Invasion of Fiora // Marchesa, Resolute Monarch

Battle — Siege // Legendary Creature — Human Noble (0/0)

(As a Siege enters, choose an opponent to protect it. You and others can attack it. When it's defeated, exile it, then cast it transformed.)
When Invasion of Fiora enters the battlefield, choose one or both —
• Destroy all legendary creatures.
• Destroy all nonlegendary creatures.

Marchesa, Resolute Monarch

Menace, deathtouch
Whenever Marchesa, Resolute Monarch attacks, remove all counters from up to one target permanent.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you haven't been dealt combat damage since your last turn, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

8.3 /10

$0.47

Amulet of Quoz

Artifact

Remove Amulet of Quoz from your deck before playing if you're not playing for ante.
, Sacrifice Amulet of Quoz: Target opponent may ante the top card of their library. If they don't, you flip a coin. If you win the flip, that player loses the game. If you lose the flip, you lose the game. Activate only during your upkeep.

10 /10

$1.01

Death of a Thousand Stings

Instant — Arcane

Target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have more cards in hand than each opponent, you may return Death of a Thousand Stings from your graveyard to your hand.

1.6 /10

$0.12

Demonic Pact

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Demonic Pact deals 4 damage to any target and you gain 4 life.
• Target opponent discards two cards.
• Draw two cards.
• You lose the game.

6.9 /10

$1.71

Generous Plunderer

Creature — Human Rogue (2/2)

Menace
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a Treasure token. When you do, target opponent creates a tapped Treasure token.
Whenever Generous Plunderer attacks, it deals damage to defending player equal to the number of artifacts they control.

4.8 /10

$5.09

Goblin Kites

Enchantment

: Target creature you control with toughness 2 or less gains flying until end of turn. Flip a coin at the beginning of the next end step. If you lose the flip, sacrifice that creature.

1.5 /10

$0.19

Keen Duelist

Creature — Human Wizard (2/2)

At the beginning of your upkeep, you and target opponent each reveal the top card of your library. You each lose life equal to the mana value of the card revealed by the other player. You each put the card you revealed into your hand.

8.9 /10

$4.85

Kros, Defense Contractor

Legendary Creature — Cat Advisor (2/4)

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a shield counter on target creature an opponent controls.
Whenever you put one or more counters on a creature you don't control, tap that creature and goad it. It gains trample until your next turn. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

6.2 /10

$0.32

Necrotic Plague

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature."
When enchanted creature dies, its controller chooses target creature one of their opponents controls. Return Necrotic Plague from its owner's graveyard to the battlefield attached to that creature.

3.9 /10

$0.28

Palace Siege

Enchantment

As Palace Siege enters the battlefield, choose Khans or Dragons.
• Khans — At the beginning of your upkeep, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
• Dragons — At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

8.8 /10

$1.16

Risky Move

Enchantment

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player gains control of Risky Move.
When you gain control of Risky Move from another player, choose a creature you control and an opponent. Flip a coin. If you lose the flip, that opponent gains control of that creature.

6.5 /10

$0.98

Roiling Horror

Creature — Horror (0/0)

Roiling Horror's power and toughness are each equal to your life total minus the life total of an opponent with the most life.
Suspend X—. X can't be 0. (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay and exile it with X time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. It has haste.)
Whenever a time counter is removed from Roiling Horror while it's exiled, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

1.9 /10

$0.24

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