Dumb Ass
Unhinged — common
Creature — Donkey Barbarian
Sets Dumb Ass has been printed in:
Unhinged — common
Creature — Donkey Barbarian
Sets Dumb Ass has been printed in:
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Creature — Goblin Rogue (2/2)
First strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.
Legendary Creature — Elephant Rogue (2/3)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.
Creature — Slug (3/1)
Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the beginning of your next turn's end step unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))
Creature — Elemental (2/5)
Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream 'Aaah!' at the top of your lungs."
Creature — Bird (2/2)
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.
Creature — Phyrexian Horror (3/3)
Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body.
When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice Phyrexian Librarian.
Artifact Creature — Ship (3/3)
Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on Toy Boat, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it—without pausing between or fumbling it.)
Creature — Giant (0/2)
, , Sacrifice a creature: Pygmy Giant deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.
Creature — Goblin Warrior (2/2)
Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.
Creature — Orc Paratrooper (4/4)
When Orcish Paratroopers enters the battlefield, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice Orcish Paratroopers unless it turns over completely at least once during the flip and lands face up.
Creature — Beast (0/0)
As Six-y Beast enters the battlefield, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice Six-y Beast after it enters the battlefield.
Creature — Human Bureaucrat (2/2)
Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
Creature — Monkey (1/1)
: Choose a word. Target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen word in its text box was milled this way, they lose 3 life.
Creature — Donkey (4/4)
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Creature — Human Wizard (2/3)
: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.
Creature — Human Hero (1/2)
, : Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature — Human Gamer (1/2)
: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.
Creature — Bird (2/1)
Flying
Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature — Efreet (2/2)
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying
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