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Fat Ass (Unhinged)

Fat Ass

Unhinged — common

Creature — Donkey Shaman

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.

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