Monkey Monkey Monkey
Unhinged — common
Creature — Monkey
Sets Monkey Monkey Monkey has been printed in:
Unhinged — common
Creature — Monkey
Sets Monkey Monkey Monkey has been printed in:
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Creature — Human Druid (2/3)
As Keeper of the Sacred Word enters the battlefield, choose a word.
Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, Keeper of the Sacred Word gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Creature — Beast (5/5)
As Gluetius Maximus enters the battlefield, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)
When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.
Creature — Treefolk (3/3)
Shoe Tree enters the battlefield with up to two shoe counters on it. Use your shoes as counters.
Shoe Tree gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it.
Creature — Elemental (2/2)
Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)
Creature — Basilisk (3/5)
Whenever Stone-Cold Basilisk blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation and spaces aren't letters.)
Whenever an opponent reads Stone-Cold Basilisk, that player is turned to stone until end of turn. Stoned players can't attack, block, cast spells, or activate abilities.
Creature — Donkey Shaman (2/4)
Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Creature — Human Hero (1/2)
, : Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature — Beast (3/3)
Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature — Human Child (2/3)
As Meddling Kids enters the battlefield, choose a word with four or more letters.
Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.
Creature — Zombie Gamer (1/1)
As Zombie Fanboy enters the battlefield, choose an artist.
Whenever a permanent with art by the chosen artist is put into a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on Zombie Fanboy.
Creature — Dog (1/1)
Trample
Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value.
B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.
Creature — Beast (0/0)
As Six-y Beast enters the battlefield, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice Six-y Beast after it enters the battlefield.
Creature — Zombie (2/3)
When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice Bloodletter. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.
Creature — Drake (2/3)
Flying
When Double Header enters the battlefield, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.
Creature — Human Wizard (1/2)
: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters the battlefield, untap Artful Looter.
Creature — Elephant Townsfolk (1/4)
Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.
Creature — Donkey Wizard (3/1)
Whenever Smart Ass attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand. If they don't reveal their hand, Smart Ass can't be blocked this turn.
Artifact Creature — Ship (3/3)
Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on Toy Boat, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it—without pausing between or fumbling it.)
Creature — Donkey (4/4)
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Creature — Avatar (0/0)
This spell costs more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.
Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.
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