Orcish Paratroopers
Unhinged — common
Creature — Orc Paratrooper
Sets Orcish Paratroopers has been printed in:
Unhinged — common
Creature — Orc Paratrooper
Sets Orcish Paratroopers has been printed in:
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Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the beginning of your next turn's end step unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))
Creature — Beast (0/0)
As Six-y Beast enters the battlefield, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice Six-y Beast after it enters the battlefield.
Creature — Goblin Warrior (2/2)
Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.
Creature — Elemental (2/5)
Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream 'Aaah!' at the top of your lungs."
Creature — Donkey Barbarian (4/2)
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.
Creature — Human Bureaucrat (2/2)
Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
Creature — Goblin Rogue (2/2)
First strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.
Creature — Giant (0/2)
, , Sacrifice a creature: Pygmy Giant deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.
Creature — Human Druid (2/3)
As Keeper of the Sacred Word enters the battlefield, choose a word.
Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, Keeper of the Sacred Word gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Creature — Human Cleric (3/2)
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.
Creature — Zombie (4/4)
The Fallen Apart enters the battlefield with two arms and two legs.
Whenever damage is dealt to The Fallen Apart, remove an arm or a leg from it.
The Fallen Apart can't attack if it has no legs and can't block if it has no arms.
Creature — Mummy (2/2)
As Working Stiff enters the battlefield, straighten your arms.
When you bend an elbow, sacrifice Working Stiff.
Creature — Human Wizard (1/2)
: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters the battlefield, untap Artful Looter.
Creature — Donkey (4/4)
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Creature — Bird (2/1)
Flying
Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature — Efreet (2/2)
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying
Creature — Beast (3/3)
Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature — Human Rogue (0/1)
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Creature — Hyena (2/2)
Gotcha — If an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Laughing Hyena from your graveyard to your hand.
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