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Rod of Spanking (Unhinged)

Rod of Spanking

Unhinged — Uncommon

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, : Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

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Rod of Spanking (Unhinged)
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