Smart Ass
Unhinged — common
Creature — Donkey Wizard
Sets Smart Ass has been printed in:
Unhinged — common
Creature — Donkey Wizard
Sets Smart Ass has been printed in:
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Creature — Beeble (2/2)
Bursting Beebles can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.
Creature — Elemental? (3/4)
Did you know this creature has flying?
Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of Question Elemental?
Creature — Human Wizard (1/2)
: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters the battlefield, untap Artful Looter.
Creature — Efreet (2/2)
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying
Legendary Creature — Human Gamer (1/1)
: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
Creature — Human Gamer (1/2)
: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.
Creature — Human Wizard (2/2)
, Say your middle name: Moniker Mage gains shroud until end of turn.
, Say an opponent's middle name: Moniker Mage gains flying until end of turn.
Creature — Shapeshifter (1/1)
: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.
Creature — Avatar (0/0)
This spell costs more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.
Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.
Creature — Human Wizard (2/3)
: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.
Creature — Bird (2/2)
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.
Creature — Human Child (2/3)
As Meddling Kids enters the battlefield, choose a word with four or more letters.
Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.
Legendary Creature — Human Designer (2/2)
You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color.)
Creature — Monkey (1/1)
: Choose a word. Target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen word in its text box was milled this way, they lose 3 life.
Creature — Monkey (1/1)
As Monkey Monkey Monkey enters the battlefield, choose a letter.
Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.
Creature — Zombie (4/4)
The Fallen Apart enters the battlefield with two arms and two legs.
Whenever damage is dealt to The Fallen Apart, remove an arm or a leg from it.
The Fallen Apart can't attack if it has no legs and can't block if it has no arms.
Creature — Zombie Gamer (1/1)
As Zombie Fanboy enters the battlefield, choose an artist.
Whenever a permanent with art by the chosen artist is put into a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on Zombie Fanboy.
Creature — Dog (1/1)
Trample
Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value.
B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.
Creature — Zombie (2/3)
When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice Bloodletter. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.
Creature — Bird (2/1)
Flying
Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand.
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