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Tainted Monkey (Unhinged)

Tainted Monkey

Unhinged — common

Creature — Monkey

: Choose a word. Target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen word in its text box was milled this way, they lose 3 life.

"C'mon, choose 'monkey.' Everybody loves monkeys!"

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