Wet Willie of the Damned
Unhinged — common
Sorcery
Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life.
Ever the warrior, Glissa responded with a "wedgie from beyond Uranus."
Unhinged — common
Sorcery
Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life.
Ever the warrior, Glissa responded with a "wedgie from beyond Uranus."
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Sorcery — Arcane
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Sorcery
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Tribal Sorcery — Rogue
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Sorcery
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Sorcery
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Sorcery
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Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)
Sorcery
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Sorcery
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Sorcery
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