The Meathook Massacre

Cards similar to The Meathook Massacre:

Bastion of Remembrance

Enchantment

When Bastion of Remembrance enters, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

9.9 /10

$0.38

Elemental Time Flamingo

Stickers

— Exile this permanent: You may cast target nonland card from your graveyard this turn.
— Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
— 1/5
— 5/4

10 /10

$0.18

Funeral Room // Awakening Hall

Enchantment — Room // Enchantment — Room

Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Awakening Hall

When you unlock this door, return all creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

7.9 /10

$5.60

Meathook Massacre II

Legendary Enchantment

When Meathook Massacre II enters, each player sacrifices X creatures.
Whenever a creature you control dies, you may pay 3 life. If you do, return that card under your control with a finality counter on it.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, they may pay 3 life. If they don't, return that card under your control with a finality counter on it.

7.6 /10

$4.23

Relic Vial

Artifact

, , Sacrifice a creature: Draw a card.
As long as you control a Cleric, Relic Vial has "Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life."

7.5 /10

$0.05

Tenured Inkcaster

Creature — Vampire Warlock (2/2)

When Tenured Inkcaster enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

6.2 /10

$0.05

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