Aardwolf's Advantage
Unfinity — Common
Sorcery
Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain alpha strike until end of turn. (A creature with alpha strike has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)
"My Abattoir Ghoul deck is unstoppable. Wait, 1996 World Champion?" —Johnny, to Spike