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Non-Human Cannonball

Artifact Creature — Clown Robot (4/3)

When Non-Human Cannonball dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, Non-Human Cannonball deals that much damage to you.

3.7 /10

$0.03

Boing!

Instant

Return target creature to its owner's hand, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, scry a number of cards equal to the result.

6.2 /10

$0.03

Captain Rex Nebula

Legendary Creature — Human Pilot Employee (2/2)

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose target nonland permanent you control. Until end of turn, it becomes a Vehicle artifact with base power and toughness each equal to its mana value, and it gains crew 2 and "Crash Land — Whenever this Vehicle deals damage, roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to this Vehicle's mana value, sacrifice this Vehicle, then it deals that much damage to any target."

4.7 /10

$0.17

Clowning Around

Sorcery

Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots you control, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

6.7 /10

$0.09

Emberwilde Caliph

Creature — Djinn (4/4)

Flying, trample
Emberwilde Caliph attacks each combat if able.
Whenever Emberwilde Caliph deals damage, you lose that much life.

1.1 /10

$0.45

Filthy Cur

Creature — Dog (2/2)

Whenever Filthy Cur is dealt damage, you lose that much life.

2 /10

$0.07

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