Omniclown Colossus // Pie-roclasm
Unfinity — rare
Artifact Creature — Clown Robot // Sorcery — Adventure
Affinity for Clowns (This spell costs less to cast for each Clown you control.)
Trample
Pie-roclasm
Pie-roclasm deals ? damage to each non-Clown creature. (How to calculate ? isn't important. It's a smidgen more than 3.)