Ass Whuppin'

Cards similar to Ass Whuppin':

Mistakes Were Made

Instant

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each fire extinguisher you can see from your seat.

0.9 /10

$0.03

Gobsmacked

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant nonland permanent
As Gobsmacked enters, choose a person outside the game.
As long as you can see the chosen person from your seat, enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.

0.7 /10

$0.02

Side Quest

Sorcery

Target player in an Un-game you can see from your seat gains control of target creature you control until your next turn. At the beginning of your next upkeep, put two +1/+1 counters on that creature. (A creature is on the battlefield of only the game its controller is playing.)

10 /10

$0.12

Amped Up

Sorcery

This spell costs less to cast for each electrical socket in a wall or floor you can see from your seat.
Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. Until end of turn, it gets +3/+0 and gains haste.

0.8 /10

$0.03

Now You See Me . . .

Instant

Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of mirrors on walls you can see from your seat.

0.9 /10

$0.02

Questionable Cuisine

Sorcery

Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. Create a Food token for each trash can you can see from your seat. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

0.9 /10

$0.03

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