Artifact Creature — Clown Robot Bard (0/6)
Vigilance
Assembled Ensemble's power is equal to the number of Robots you control.
Whenever you cast a spell with an artifact creature in its art, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Legendary Creature — Human Clown Artificer (3/2)
Haste
Robots you control get +1/+1.
, , Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.
Sorcery
Roll three six-sided dice. For each different result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Artifact — Vehicle
When Clown Car enters, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on Clown Car.
Crew 2
Legendary Creature — Human Pilot Employee (2/2)
At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose target nonland permanent you control. Until end of turn, it becomes a Vehicle artifact with base power and toughness each equal to its mana value, and it gains crew 2 and "Crash Land — Whenever this Vehicle deals damage, roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to this Vehicle's mana value, sacrifice this Vehicle, then it deals that much damage to any target."
Creature — Sloth Beast Employee (3/3)
When Complaints Clerk enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Whenever you roll a 1, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Artifact — Attraction
Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Legendary Planeswalker — Comet
0: Roll a six-sided die.
1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn.
3 — [-1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
4 or 5 — Comet, Stellar Pup deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [-2].
6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet, Stellar Pup's loyalty ability two more times this turn.
Legendary Creature — Brainiac Villain (4/4)
, : Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Brainiac creature tokens equal to the result.
Tap three untapped Brainiacs you control: The next time you would roll a six-sided die, instead roll two six-sided dice and use the total of those results.
Sorcery
Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the result.
Legendary Artifact Creature — Human (0/4)
Whenever you roll a 4 or higher, create a 3/3 colorless Robot artifact creature token. If you rolled 6 or higher, instead create that token and a Treasure token.
, : Roll a six-sided die plus an additional six-sided die for each mana from Treasures spent to activate this ability.
Legendary Planeswalker — Urza
You may activate the loyalty abilities of Urza, Planeswalker twice each turn rather than only once.
+2: Artifact, instant, and sorcery spells you cast this turn cost less to cast. You gain 2 life.
+1: Draw two cards, then discard a card.
0: Create two 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature tokens.
-3: Exile target nonland permanent.
-10: Artifacts and planeswalkers you control gain indestructible until end of turn. Destroy all nonland permanents.
Instant
Return target creature to its owner's hand, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, scry a number of cards equal to the result.
Legendary Creature — Human Soldier (4/4)
Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, choose two —
• Create two 1/1 red and white Soldier creature tokens with haste that are tapped and attacking.
• You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
• Caesar, Legion's Emperor deals damage equal to the number of creature tokens you control to target opponent.
Instant
Choose one —
• Charge of the Mites deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to target creature or planeswalker.
• Create two 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature tokens with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block." (Players dealt combat damage by them also get a poison counter.)
Battle — Siege // Legendary Artifact — Vehicle
(As a Siege enters, choose an opponent to protect it. You and others can attack it. When it's defeated, exile it, then cast it transformed.)
When Invasion of Kaladesh enters, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
Aetherwing, Golden-Scale Flagship
Flying
Aetherwing, Golden-Scale Flagship's power is equal to the number of artifacts you control.
Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
Legendary Planeswalker — Lolth
Whenever a creature you control dies, put a loyalty counter on Lolth, Spider Queen.
0: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
-3: Create two 2/1 black Spider creature tokens with menace and reach.
-8: You get an emblem with "Whenever an opponent is dealt combat damage by one or more creatures you control, if that player lost less than 8 life this turn, they lose life equal to the difference."
Sorcery
Roll two d6 and choose one result. Destroy each creature with power greater than or equal to that result. Then create a number of 2/2 white Knight creature tokens with vigilance equal to the other result.
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